Physics me this:
The equivalence principle has rigorous physical definitions that say, for one, that the laws of physics are the same in all inertial reference frames. This is to say that the behavior of the universe is the same for any system regardless of velocity $(\vec{v})$ and position $(\vec{r})$ according to special relativity. General relativity even establishes some sorts of parallels for acceleration $(\vec{a})$ and spacetime curvature, although it still leaves some reference frames with an obviously more complicated geometry of spacetime.
The Copernican principle is the "notion" or "philosophy" that neither humans or any given group examining the universe has a privileged view. The idea has been generalized to extend from the original intention applying to the Earth to extend inward as far as a human individual, or outward as far as our local group of galaxies. At the largest scale we have found the distribution and characteristic of matter throughout the universe to be roughly homogenous, as sort of the ultimate example of this principle, leaving no location or collection of matter privileged.
Hubble's constant correlates $\vec{r}~$ and $\vec{v}$ between any two points in space, which defines the comoving coordinates, which identifies a point within the constantly ballooning and accelerating mesh of matter that fills the universe. Without loss of generality I'll say that $\vec{r}$ is truly independent and non-privileged, but $\vec{v}$ has a clearly preferred value, which is that which matches the average flow of matter around $\vec{r}$. Reflect for a second to note that $\vec{v}$ is a privileged view of the universe even though it is non-privileged regarding the physical laws of the universe. Why why why?!
I expect quick dismissals of the "problem" due to the fact that the Copernican principle is not a physical principle and can thus be comfortably wrong. But it still seems like the implications would be non-trivial and would keep physicists up at night. Ultimately if we truly find the "Grant Unified Theory" it should fully allow the Lorentz Invariance AND provide some way for the big bang to create matter that is roughly stationary to other (close-by) matter. If not, why didn't the big bang create matter with $\vec{v}=-c\dots c$ and momentum spanning $\vec{p}=\infty \dots \infty $ for a given $\vec{r}$? That would obviously be nonsensical since collisions would be releasing infinite energy. But wouldn't it be more consistent with the Copernican principle while at the same time being allowable by consistent physical laws to have galaxies flying by at $0.99999c$, allowed by some kind of reduced probability of interaction? Then matter would could uniformly occupy both $\vec{v}$ and $\vec{r}$. I have never heard this even mentioned as an issue.
Why did the big bang create matter along the tapestry of the comoving coordinates? Can any physical theories be said to predict or deny this?